HELLO EVERYONE!
uNICoRNs OFfiCialLY ExISt!!!!
This is no lie. Some Italianos found an effed up 10 month old deer that has a horn growing out of its head, and HELLO!!!! That makes it a UNICORN!!!
According to the London Telegraph, other messed up deer have had horns that SORT OF KIND OF looked unicorn-ish, but this little one "has a uniquely central horn, thought to be the result of a genetic flaw."
What does that mean for you and me?? Well... not too much. I probably won't get to ever meet it, and even if I did I wouldnt be able to ride it because its not even a horse... Plus someone will probably try to make lots of money off it and ruin its childhood, crushing any hope of leading a normal life (not unlike a former baby animal star currently suffering from dementia in the Berlin Zoo. Read: Knut is a Psychopath)
For now, let us enjoy a glimpse of this real-life mythical creature.
You will notice it is not nearly as sci-fi and wonderful as my exclamation points might have led you to believe. But you take what you can.... ONE DAY I'll find you my horn-ed prince - the unicorn that roams freely through my dreams, whose glowing white mane pierces the night sky like lightning.
pictured above: Sheena on our dream unicorn.
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i'm sitting side-saddle
it's not a unicorn because unicorns are magical and that deer IS NOT MAGICAL LOOKING to me. HAhaha sheena sittin' side-saddlez.
I love KNUT
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