Sheena and Claudia Endorse John McCain for President

I just LOVE women! and I am so happy that John Mccain chose "hockey mom" and Tina Fey look-alike Sarah Palin as his runningmate this morning!! She is young, goodlooking, wears smart-looking glasses, and likes hunting! She knows how to shoot a gun! What more do you want?

Nothing - thats what.


Not only is she a stunner, as proven here by a photo from her beauty pageant days, but she also likes to name her kids things like "Piper" and "Bristol". This is different! This is change. Names you can believe in.

I know what you're thinking. She's too "pretty" to be a good politician. She's too high maintenance. "Sorry President Patibha Patil of India. I'm running a bit late for our meeting because I got held up at the salon." But you are wrong. It's not just glamor guns and pearls for this lady. Oh no. She knows how to mix with even the darkest, most sinister echelons of American society - the oft-forgotten world of RPGers and war reenactors (pictured below).

We here at the Sheena and Claugia blog are 100% on board with the Mccain/Palin ticket. We were undecided before because he seemed to be missing a certain "it" factor that appealed to us. But with Sarah's addition, they have everything I ever wanted in a political duo. Drilling in Alaska? check. Women? check. Youth? half check. Beauty? double check.

Ever since I first set eyes on Sarah this morning, I knew a Mccain Presidency was meant to be. Hold on tight America, because we are in for one exciting and glamorous ride.

Andrew Johnston is a lying fat-ass

AMAZING new Bear Force One Video

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Posting dedicated to Benjamin Michael Koverman

A very mean friend of mine, Benjamin Michael Koverman (pictured above in his Kmart swimwear photoshoot), has made the decision to accept a job that will take him away from me for the better part of the coming year, if not for the rest of our lives. Although I am mad, I am going to show how I am the better person by dedicating this America's Funniest Home Video's inspired post to him. You see, Ben is an unashamed admirer of the show and even cancels plans with friends so that he can be home on sunday evenings to view the show. I'd also like to shout out to Adam Keeling for alerting me to some of these incredible moments caught on film.

Your comments assignment is to rank these from 1 to 3. It's hard, I know.

Little girl gets owned by soccer ball:


Breakdance baby kick:


Little girl gets owned by yellow ball:

THis man is BLUE!!

So back to blogging some important news and things that interest me... Alison told me tonight about this man who turned blue and I didnt believe it. Staying true to my word to Scott, I have determined to research and blog about this particular man.

It took me a while to find him, but blue man does truly exist. His name is Paul Karason and he lives somewhere in Oregon. Apparently, when one ingests a great deal of colloidal silver, your skin begins to discolor and turn a silvery blue. And apparently it's pretty sad because you are then embarrassed to go out in public because, well, you look like real-life papa smurf. But the thing that makes me feel less sorry for Mr. Karason is the fact that he is also a liar. He claims that his change in skin color from white to BLUE was so gradual that he couldn't even notice!

All I can say about that is, yeaaaaaaah right.

Behold: the blue man.


** UPDATE ** He also has a girlfriend!!!!!

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