Nothing - thats what.
Not only is she a stunner, as proven here by a photo from her beauty pageant days, but she also likes to name her kids things like "Piper" and "Bristol". This is different! This is change. Names you can believe in.
I know what you're thinking. She's too "pretty" to be a good politician. She's too high maintenance. "Sorry President Patibha Patil of India. I'm running a bit late for our meeting because I got held up at the salon." But you are wrong. It's not just glamor guns and pearls for this lady. Oh no. She knows how to mix with even the darkest, most sinister echelons of American society - the oft-forgotten world of RPGers and war reenactors (pictured below).
Ever since I first set eyes on Sarah this morning, I knew a Mccain Presidency was meant to be. Hold on tight America, because we are in for one exciting and glamorous ride.
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So do you think that Mccain can just keep on spittin tasteless rape jokes since he now has the womens vote all locked up?
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