Friday, August 29, 2008

Sheena and Claudia Endorse John McCain for President

I just LOVE women! and I am so happy that John Mccain chose "hockey mom" and Tina Fey look-alike Sarah Palin as his runningmate this morning!! She is young, goodlooking, wears smart-looking glasses, and likes hunting! She knows how to shoot a gun! What more do you want?

Nothing - thats what.


Not only is she a stunner, as proven here by a photo from her beauty pageant days, but she also likes to name her kids things like "Piper" and "Bristol". This is different! This is change. Names you can believe in.

I know what you're thinking. She's too "pretty" to be a good politician. She's too high maintenance. "Sorry President Patibha Patil of India. I'm running a bit late for our meeting because I got held up at the salon." But you are wrong. It's not just glamor guns and pearls for this lady. Oh no. She knows how to mix with even the darkest, most sinister echelons of American society - the oft-forgotten world of RPGers and war reenactors (pictured below).

We here at the Sheena and Claugia blog are 100% on board with the Mccain/Palin ticket. We were undecided before because he seemed to be missing a certain "it" factor that appealed to us. But with Sarah's addition, they have everything I ever wanted in a political duo. Drilling in Alaska? check. Women? check. Youth? half check. Beauty? double check.

Ever since I first set eyes on Sarah this morning, I knew a Mccain Presidency was meant to be. Hold on tight America, because we are in for one exciting and glamorous ride.

1 comment:

Erk said...

So do you think that Mccain can just keep on spittin tasteless rape jokes since he now has the womens vote all locked up?